Dude, not every guy gets to have a cute girlfriend.  Be thankful.  If ever you want to show your beautiful girlfriend just do some nice things.  Trust it will pay off ten fold.

Go to the movies, get a nice dinner, when you get home tell her to slip on some nice lingerie…if she’s a bit curvier like I like them.. some plus size lingerie.  The night can easily be yours.  You guys can have a wonderful time.

Just don’t do any of that girly man stuff the next morning like bringing her breakfast in bed… only chodes do that.  Who made that Romantic anyway?

A friend of mine was talking to me the other day of a past girlfriend I had and how much trouble I would have with her.  Man, it was all over the place.  Sometimes she was up, sometimes she was down.

Toward the end I really sat down and thought… man, if I could just find a female mannequin for sale that would be better than this crap!  I really wanted out of the relationship.

I mean, I’m sure you want me to go through all the reasons, but trust me when I say crazy is as crazy does.   Who gets mad when the phone rings?  Once!

So I get asked all the time?  Why do enjoy being called a douchebag?  It’s really just a way of life I think.  I mean it’s a movement.  It’s really about a guy saying you know what, I’m tired of being mr. nice.  I need to be a bit douchey to get what I want.  If you aren’t people often walk on you.

So say it with me!  I’m a douchebag, and I’m proud.  It really changes everything for the better.  Douchebag is what other people will call you– what you really are is confident.  So walk in stride, sit back, relax, drink a beer, and let’s make a toast to the douchebags!

Just a quick post from me, if you have any questions, talk to you soon.

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